~My addition to the play "Waiting for Guffman"



Libby~ I guess we'll do a fundraiser for the production money. I can see if we could do a special at the Dairy queen... A Blaine County Blizzard or something...

Working in a travel agency we see how much money can be made from suviniers, it was Ron's idea that we make these in an effort to help out Corky.
~Holds up a little snowglobe with a stool inside it and "I <3 Blaine" written around the base.
RON: I mean Ive seen this work so many ways. We could get some of these in gas stations and convenience stores nationwide, I tell you, these little babies'll be bigger than Michael Jordan at an international gathering of underage midgets. We'll never have to worry about finances again and our buget'll be snug as a bug in a tub dug with a jug.
SHEILA: But I mean with a product like this, where could we go wrong?
~camera zooms in to the snowglobe and she shakes it gently.

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INT: Dentist's office, PEARL's head is wrapped in a bandage
DR PEARL: I was pretty stressed about this .. I said to my wife, I said W..What're we gonna do?' and she said to me "Why dont you use your artisic talent to raise moeny for the show?" Well i thought that was a great idea so I started entertaining at private events between rehersals for our show.
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EXT: an outdoor picnic populated mostly by old ladies in churchwear
DR PEARL: -And the rabbi said to the chef "thats not a latke, that's my wife!"
V.O. And that was going pretty well for a while. I made some pretty good money as well as getting lots of time to make new friends...
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INT: ~A man at a nursing home pulls out his denchures for PEARL to examine
V.O Spend some time with kids...
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EXT: ~PEARL is wearing clown makeup at a child's birthday party, standing on a picnic table/stage with an acordian singing while kids throw cake and rocks at him. A Jack-in-the-box hits him in the head and he falls backwards off the table.
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INT: Back in the dentists office
PEARL: Overall it really was a delightful experience.