MST3K -- A Sonnet

Once there lived a man with his robot friends
Watching an intensely bad sci-fi show
They wonder if the bad flick ever ends
And make smartass comments in steady flow

A poorly dubbed Hamlet from Germany
Our bored trio makes fun of this classic
A poorly delivered soliloquy
Will bring comments both cruel and sarcastic

Cutting entire scenes from Shakespeare's work
And thus butchering a well-written play
The commentary is the only perk
Of watching this movie performed this way

With endless sarcasm and witty jest
It's much more amusing than Shakespeare's text.